Showgirl Funnies

Download or read book Showgirls Activity Book written by J. R. Carroll and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-19 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey darlin'... We've cashed the check and are showing you what you want to see in this brand-new activity and coloring book dedicated to film's single greatest clusterf*ck: SHOWGIRLS. Celebrate the 25th anniversary of this masterpiece with this paperback homage. Design your own nails, chip your tooth on a Quaalude-induced word search, and thrust it through a maze to get Nomi from showing her t*ts at Cheetahs to being a showgirl on the stage at the Stardust. What're you waiting for, darlin'? Finish that doggy chow, and order your copy today. Features: -"Oddly-specific" activity pages that even Nomi Malone could complete -Over a dozen pages to put "a little more orange" (or whatever colors you like) on some of the most iconic Showgirls scenes -Nomi Malone, Cristal Connors... Zack, Molly, Henri... all your favorite delinquents! -Bonus: Design your own Crave Club flyer for James and Hope's terrible dance