Garfields Guide To Everything

Download or read book Garfield's Guide to Everything written by Jim Davis and published by Ballantine Group. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Garfield’s Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity. Sleep — “The best 18 hours of my day” Coffee — “Mother Nature’s Jumper Cables” Dogs — “They contain 90% of the world’s drool supply.” Love — “…is splitting the last piece of pizza.” Exercise — “My favorite spectator sport.” Mondays — “The armpit of days.” Golf — “That’s Scottish for ‘AAARGH!’”