Karens Omg Joke Books For Kids

Download or read book Karen's OMG Joke Books For Kids written by Karen J. Bun and published by Bluesource and Friends. This book was released on 2019-07-29 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey Kid, I Have Something Interesting For You... Are you ready to LOL? This book has everything from the classic knock-knock jokes to bad puns that will make even you shake your head! There are also a few surprises along the way! You will read some 'quirky questions' as well as 'books never written.' --------------------------------------------------------------------Riddles: Q: I have four fingers and one thumb, but I am not a living thing. What am I?Q: If a mom, a dad, and their son were not underneath an umbrella, how did they not get wet?--------------------------------------------------------------------Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock""Who's there?""Cow go.""Cow go who?""No, cow go moo! A cow never said who." Knock, knock""Who's there?""Needle.""Needle who?""Do you needle bit help on your homework?"--------------------------------------------------------------------Silly Dumb Jokes: Q: A sleeping dinosaur is called what? A: A dino-snore! Q: How do you make a lemon drop?A: You let the lemon fall!--------------------------------------------------------------------Puns And Other Jokes: I tried to capture some fog. I mist. Some whiteboards are simply remarkable.--------------------------------------------------------------------Unwritten Books Jokes: "Giant Snakes" by Ann A. Conda"Computer Memory" by Meg. A. Byte-------------------------------------------------------------------- This book was designed for kids between the ages of seven and twelve. You will experience short, sweet, and simple jokes as well as longer jokes that delivers a forceful one-liner! Start Rolling On The Floor Laughing By Clicking On the "BUY NOW" Button!