Never Sit Down In A Hoopskirt And Other Things I Learned In Southern Belle Hell

Download or read book Never Sit Down in a Hoopskirt and Other Things I Learned in Southern Belle Hell written by Crickett Rumley and published by Egmont USA. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Expelled from thirteen boarding schools in the past five years, seventeen-year-old Jane Fontaine Ventouras is returning to her Southern roots, and the small town of Bienville, Alabama, where ladies always wear pearls, nothing says hospitality like sweet tea and pimento cheese sandwiches, and competing in the annual Magnolia Maid Pageant is every girl’s dream. But Jane is what you might call an anti-belle—more fishnets and tattoos than sugar and spice. The last thing on her mind is joining the Magnolia Maid brigade and parading around town in a dress so big she can’t even fi t through doors. So when she finds herself up to her ears in ruffl es and etiquette lessons, she’s got one mission: Escape. What’s a hipster to do? Will Jane survive Bienville boot camp intact or will they—gasp!—make a Southern belle out of her yet?