Teachers Jokes Quotes And Anecdotes

Download or read book Teacherlaughs written by and published by Gramercy. This book was released on 2006 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TeacherLaughsis filled with hilarious and witty anecdotes about teaching and learning from the preschool classroom to the college lecture hall. These selections from comedians and notable personalities including Milton Berle, Ellen Degeneres, and Robin Williams, as well as less well-known teachers and students, tackle subjects like forgotten homework, students who misbehave, and the dreaded parent-teacher conference. Award-winning professional speaker and therapeutic humor expert “Mr. Jollytologist” Allen Klein has carefully selected these lighthearted quips, quotes, and anecdotes to keep teachers, parents, and students laughing through it all. This wonderful volume will help teachers maintain patience, compassion, and, most important, a sense of humor, day in and day out, through rewarding moments and less rewarding ones, from homeroom until the dismissal bell. College professor–someone who talks in other people’s sleep. Bergen Evans Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Fran Lebowitz When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. Mark Twain