Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book
| Author | : Tommy Cooper |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 405 |
| Release | : 2014-10-09 |
| ISBN-10 | : 9781409052494 |
| ISBN-13 | : 1409052494 |
| Rating | : 4/5 (494 Downloads) |
Download or read book Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book written by Tommy Cooper and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-10-09 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
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