A Disturbance In The Force The Worst Of Star Wars

Download or read book A Disturbance in the Force: the Worst of Star Wars written by Gregory Honay and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-05 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Star Wars is the greatest and most iconic movie saga in history, hands down. It's made billions of dollars and is an instantly recognizable, worldwide pop culture icon, but for all its success, it's sometimes easy to forget how much really, really bad stuff these movies are loaded with. People have vague notions of the prequels sucking or how annoying the Ewoks or Jar Jar Binks are, but that doesn't even scratch the surface, because Star Wars is absolutely stacked with convoluted, often contradictory storylines, obnoxious characters, and cringe-inducing dialogue.This book covers all eight Star Wars movies, and explores all the illogical, backward decisions and plot twists Lucasfilm felt compelled to throw at us. Bury your head in your hands as Anakin Skywalker hits on Padme Amidala with pickup lines that would have earned anyone else a restraining order. See how George Lucas was so determined to show off his special effects capabilities that Jar Jar Binks came to be. Try and figure out why Luke thought his plan to rescue Han Solo by getting everyone (including himself) captured was a good idea.That not enough? Then wonder what that tentacle monster on the Death Star was, how it got there, and where it went when the trash compactor started. Ask yourself why the search for Luke Skywalker felt like an episode of the Amazing Race. Ponder on the reason the Death Star would need a low-power setting. And most of all, witness Princess Leia's heroism in Episode VII when she STILL sits in control rooms sipping hot cocoa while everyone else does all the real heroic work!