Goofy Jokes Giggles

Download or read book Goofy Jokes & Giggles written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2002 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the thief who stole a truck full of elastic? He was put away for a long stretch. What a hoot and a goof--and a bellyful of laughs. These jokes and riddles and off-the-wall illustrated wackies will keep kids entertained for hours. Want more? Here they come--giggles direct to you! MAN: Have you got something to cure fleas on a dog? PET SHOP OWNER: I don't know. What's wrong with the fleas? WOMAN: What's this fly doing in my ice cream? WAITER: Probably cooling off. It gets pretty hot in the kitchen. You won't be able to stop laughing--or sharing these with your friends!