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How to Cook Children

How to Cook Children
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Publisher : Anova Books
Total Pages : 88
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ISBN-10 : 1862057710
ISBN-13 : 9781862057715
Rating : 4/5 (715 Downloads)

Book Synopsis How to Cook Children by : Martin Howard

Download or read book How to Cook Children written by Martin Howard and published by Anova Books. This book was released on 2008-08-18 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This unique children's book presents 'delicious' recipes from witches around the world. Every dish has one thing in common: the main ingredients are CHILDREN! In the classic gruesome style typical of children's authors such as Roald Dahl, this book is a ten-year-old's paradise - filled to the brim with bogies, squashed frogs, zombie chickens and the funniest witches ever seen. Many witches have contributed, from Barfa Stew-Wart in the United States, France's favourite Mad Elaine de la Moustache, to Britain's very own Janie Groviller. Featuring a short introduction to each recipe by the general editor Esmelia Sniff (who despises all her contributors and also suffers from severe incontinence), each recipe drips with cruelty and will have every witch drooling with delight. The text is written with a variety of voices, each more preposterous than the last and written to appeal to children, but with many jokes that will make this a hit with adults too. The darkness of the subject matter is offset with laugh-out-loud humour and the absurdity of the witches' characters. Designed to resemble a witchy version of a modern cookbook, it is stunningly illustrated throughout.


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