How To Lose Your Friends In 30 Days

Download or read book How to Lose Your Friends in 30 Days written by Sam Choo and published by Hope Publishing. This book was released on with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "How to Lose Your Friends in 30 Days" Ever wondered how to clear your social calendar for good? Look no further! This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek manual is your ticket to blissful solitude. Inside, you'll discover: - Fool-proof strategies to repel even the most persistent friends - Expert tips on mastering the art of social media stalking - Innovative techniques to become the ultimate flake - Advanced lessons in the fine art of insulting with style Warning: This book is not for the faint of heart or the socially adept. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, sudden realizations about your own behavior, and a newfound appreciation for your friends. From chronic complaining to shameless mooching, "How to Lose Your Friends in 30 Days" offers a sidesplitting journey through the worst of human behavior. But beware – beneath the humor lies a heartfelt message about the true value of friendship and the importance of being a decent human being. Will you emerge as a social pariah or a better friend? There's only one way to find out. Grab your copy now and embark on this uproarious adventure in anti-social behavior! Remember: Results may vary, but the laughs are guaranteed. Friends sold separately (and may run away screaming).