Summary Of Samantha Irbys Wow No Thank You

Download or read book Summary of Samantha Irby's Wow, No Thank You. written by Everest Media and published by Everest Media LLC. This book was released on 2022-07-24T22:59:00Z with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 I live for a glamorous lifestyle blog featuring some gorgeous ingenue with piles of secret wealth that she never divulges to the unsuspecting slobs on the other side of the screen. I want to admire her floating through a bright and clean apartment in photos so beautiful and overexposed that it hurts your eyes to look at them. #2 I wake up with a heart-pounding panic, and I immediately waste an entire day. I grimace as I slide off the bed and feel around blindly with my toes for the orthopedic flip-flops I keep close enough to find without my glasses on. #3 I start my day with a few slices of Meyer lemon from those little bags of them you can get at Trader Joe’s. It has done nothing for me, but later on, when I eat an entire jalapeño-and-pepperoni pizza and feel bad about it, I can think to myself, Bitch, remember when you alkalized. and feel clean. #4 My evening routine is simple. I eat dinner with my wife, drink one glass of wine, and eat a single square of 70 percent dark chocolate while watching a chic foreign film on our white couch. I then put the news on our bedroom television set and worry about the state of the world.