The Hick Arrives

Download or read book The Hick Arrives written by Rufus "Junior" Hickman Jr and published by Terry Dugan. This book was released on 2010-05 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Midwesterners are like you only completely different. Join Rufus "Junior" Hickman, Jr. in this hilarious human travelogue as he takes you on a journey to see how the middle half lives. In "The Hick Arrives: A Guide to Midwestern Living," Rufus gives you an inside look at life in the Midwest, with a focus on Nebraska, to find out what makes his people tick. Over the course of 20 chapters, you'll discover more than you really wanted to know about guns, talking pigs, death, booze, ditchweed, sex, pet ownership, tornadoes, the Homestead Act, football, law enforcement, why everyone else sucks, immigration, cow love, child abuse, the Lewis & Clark expedition, guns (did we mention guns?), being poor, lust, the banking industry, non-medical marijuana, the Devil & God and much, much more. Thanks to Rufus' Hicktionary, you'll also learn new meanings to more than 100 words and find out what people are really telling you when they say you have Midwestern good looks. Get ready for a wild ride. Don't buckle up and you'll fit in just fine.