You Better Not Cry

Download or read book You Better Not Cry written by Augusten Burroughs and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-10-27 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best. You've eaten too much candy at Christmas...but have you ever eaten the face off a six-foot stuffed Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses...but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover...but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present—as only he could.