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Your Cat's Just Not that Into You

Your Cat's Just Not that Into You
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Publisher : Workman Publishing
Total Pages : 164
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ISBN-10 : 0761139478
ISBN-13 : 9780761139478
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Book Synopsis Your Cat's Just Not that Into You by : Richard Smith

Download or read book Your Cat's Just Not that Into You written by Richard Smith and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aloof. Haughty. Disdainful. Withholding. Moody. Petulant. Imperious. Sound like anyone you know? It does if you own a cat. And while youÕve probably made hundreds of excuses about why your catÕs this way, the sad fact isÑyour catÕs just not that into you. DonÕt despair. ItÕs not you. ItÕs your cat. Cats invented not being into you. Richard Smith is here to explain, and help. Forlorn cat owners everywhere will see themselves in this bookÑin the ÒI Guess Her Mind Is on Other ThingsÓ excuse. In the ÒMaybe She Needs Her Own SpaceÓ excuse. In the ÒMaybe He DidnÕt Recognize Me in My New Hawaiian ShirtÓ excuse. TheyÕll educate themselves about feline indifference through the Know Thy Kitty Quizzes. Test their catÕs I.Q. Take the Schnapps-Porsche Well-Adjusted Cat Owner Analysis. Discover Ten Ways to Suck Up to Your Cat, including #2: leave affectionate Post-its in her kitty litter. In the tradition of All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat (1.7 million copies in print), KlibanÕs Cat (985,000 copies in print), and even New York Timesbestseller Bad Cat (487,000 copies in print), Your Cat's Just Not That Into You is utterly loopy and yet dead-on wiseÑthis is, after all, from the author of the classic DieterÕs Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. ItÕs filled with insights into the interior life of the worldÕs most maddeningly mysterious animal, and into the damaged psyches of cat lovers who are so often given to wonder: Am I my catÕs punk?


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